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December 11, 2006

Spellcheck please

How many errors can you make in one word?

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Filed under: headlines — Bern @ 5:43 pm

March 1, 2005

Another headline

Doo-gooders strike terror in ordinary folk

All the sub-editor had to do was read the first paragraph to learn how to spell it.

What’s on TV?

I assume that this won’t be on next week then?

Last time on TV

Filed under: headlines — Bern @ 12:46 pm

February 28, 2005

Rool sloppy

I can’t stand sloppiness in professional services. Take journalism. In particular the person responsible for creating headlines (I believe that’s the sub-editor). As I heard it said the other day - if there’s a fifty-fifty chance of either getting it right or getting it wrong why do some get it wrong so often?

Headling - Beam ball blasted

A minute on Google tells you it’s wrong!

Interesting weather

I’m moving house soon. I’ve done it very often before but not for the last ten years. Sorting through my ‘odds and ends’ file I came across a newpaper page from October 1996. I scanned the front and back of the sheet but couldn’t work out why I’d saved it. There was a tickle in the back of my mind that it had something to do with the weather page. Still couldn’t see the reason. Anyway, I put it back in the folder. I just got it out again … the reason is obvious once you see it.

Interesting weather

This episode goes some way to explaining why sub-editors get it wrong. If memory serves me right, the weather was real molestie that day!

Filed under: headlines — Bern @ 1:38 pm

February 24, 2005

Todays headline

Actually a headline from yesterday. At first glance it makes no sense.

After power surge in cup

This is an attempt at a play on words with the name of a horse ‘Surge of Power’ - an entrant in the Launceston Cup.

Today’s headline
This could be one of those ‘why didn’t they think of it sooner’.

Law to keep children away from crocodiles

It is, of course in response to Steve ‘The Crocodile Hunter’ Irwin’s foray into the croc pit with his baby son under one arm and a dead chicken in the other. Lucky he didn’t get confused about what to do next.

Nearly missed this one …

Virgin works on backlog

Bern

Filed under: headlines — Bern @ 12:35 pm

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